"'Albert listen to us'! Muahahaha!" i laughed evilly. "We're already trending!" i waved the phone at him. 'Y/nbert'? Couldn't they have come up with anything better?"Īlbert just said he doesn't like our ship name y/nbert "Look at the replies i got." i showed him my phone, scrolling down on all of the Tweets. Omg yesssss i ship them so much they're both so honking attractive!!!!!!!!! Omg ther some a good couple !!! who else ships y/n x albert lols? "Wait, wait, wait! Lemme reply on my account." i say, pulling out my phone and going to Twitter. Okay but like mike's mom from stranger things is totally a milf amirite "Don't jinx it!" i snicker, beginning to type. Please don't get me cancelled." he groans. He puts his now unlocked and navigated to Twitter phone in my hand. "Haha! Hand over that phone!" i say, showing him my palm. "OOH! What're the chances that i Tweet it for you?!" "What are the chances i Tweet that right now?" "I mean, you're not wrong, she's pretty hot, but oh my god." "Albert, do you know what MILF stands for?" I whipped my head towards him at the speed of light. "I feel like Mike's mom is totally a MILF." "So did i." i say as the screen focuses on Joyce. "I cried the first time i saw this." he admitted. "Oh my god, this part always gets me." i trailed off, watching the demogorgon jump on Bob and eat him. "Shut up, shut up, shut up!" i said, hitting him more repeatedly on the elbow. "I can't believe you just hit me!" he chuckled, mouth still opened. "I don't even fucking do it for you, you dumbass!" i whacked him on the head. "You don't need to work out for me though." "Come on! One! One bite! I don't wanna work out extra tomorrow." i groaned. It was my first attempt, and i know it was good, but he shook his head no. Pwease?" i begged, making puppy eyes at him. "Albert! C'mon, dude! Just like, one bite. I ate it all by myself, even though i offered him some many times. I ate my mac n' cheese on the couch with him while watching Stranger Things. ALBERT SPENT the rest of the night at my place.
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